As a treat, I stopped at McDonalds and ordered myself and my two children each a Smores pie. When the girl at the first window gave me my change, she just dropped it out the window without looking at me!
And it I couldn't catch it! It landed on the ground! I'm disabled, and I could not get out of my car to get it, and it was two quarters and a dime. And I'm Jewish!
That's a fortune!
The pies were hot, and my asswipe son burned his tongue! I'm calling a lawyer! Oh my God! Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bad parents are to blame for that girl's carelessness, and bad training by McDonalds.
And how dare they give my son a hot pie to burn his tongue. I wish I had a husband who worked at the home office, so I could get free pies for the rest of my life for my pain and suffering.