I had a bad day today. First my cat died.
It was squashed by a Mack truck and I had to peel it off the road. Then because I had to tend to my cat I was late for my job and got fired. Someone had flattened my tire and I had to walk five miles to get a spare. I went home and found out someone had broken into my house and stole my collection of Russ Meyer movies.
This was the worst day ever. I thought I know, I can go to Mcdonalds and get a happy meal. That would make me happy. ***, not only did that meal not make me happy, I was also more upset because the meal did not fill me up.
This is false advertising.
If you claim this is a happy meal it should make you happy. This was not the case as I felt worse after having your HAPPY MEAL.