So, I go into my local McDonald's and the guy was all like, "you want fries, muthafucka...pour some salt on this!!!" and showed my son and I his manhood (trouser snake). It was gross.
I am very unpleased with my experience. I wish somebody would have told me that this could happen....ya know, some woman to man advice. Bah duh bah pa ba...I'm not lovin it.
That wasn't even the worst part. The supervisor saw this happening and encouraged it.
He knelt down on the ground and pointed to the gentleman's *** sausage with joy and enthusiasm.
The flasher then went over to my previously delicious looking McChicken and, in his own words, sprayed some golden arches on it whilst recieving high fives from other crew members. I understand the company wanting to create an encouraging/team atmosphere, but the *** party parade that took place on and around my McDonald's experience was just inappropriate.