I just found five pubic-looking hairs in a coffee cup. This location looked like an angry mob had attacked the restaurant last night about half an hour before I arrived to get a cup of coffee and wait for the next train.
The first cup had some weird brown things floating in it that looked like maybe bits of coffee had stuck to the side of the carafe so I asked for a new cup. I was very polite.
After almost finishing the second cup which looked normal, I find two coarse little hairs stuck to the walls of the cup at the bottom. After moving the coffee around, I find more hairs with the follicles attached in the coffee.
Monetary Loss: $1.